The Chocolate Calculator

This is amazing ... it worked for me!

This is truly weird!! Try it out!    Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway  -but the Hershey Man will know!       YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH!              This is pretty neat.  DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!  It takes less than a minute.  Work this out as you read.  Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!  This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like  to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)  2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)  3. Add 5  4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator  5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..  If you haven't, add 1758.  6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.  You should have a three digit number  The first digit of this was your original number  (i.e., how many t imes you want to have chocolate each week).  The next two numbers are  YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)  THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND  WHILE IT LASTS.