HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This Is Funny.

HOW  SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This is  hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot  handle. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!  It is from an  orthopaedic  surgeon............ This  will confuse your mind and you  will keep trying over and over again to see if you can  outsmart your foot, but, you  can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain! 1. While sitting at your  desk in front of your computer, lift Your  right foot off the floor and make clockwise  circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number  '6' in the air With  your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I  told you so! And there's nothing you can do about  it! You  and I both know how stupid it is, but before  the Day  is done you are going to try it again, if you've not  already done so. Send it to your friends to  frustrate them too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Useless yet Fun Facts

USELESS FACTS:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 

(Hardly seems worth it.) 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 

(Now that's more like it!) 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 

(O.M.G.!) 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) 

(I'm still not over the pig.) 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour 

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. 

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) 

Butterflies taste with their feet. 

(Something I always wanted to know.) 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 

(Hmmmmmm......) 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. 

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. 

(Okay, so that would be a good thing) 

A cat's urine glows under a black light. 

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 

( I know some people like that.) 

Starfish have no brains 

(I know some people like that too.) 

Polar bears are left-handed. 

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

(What about that pig??) 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. 

(and God love that pig)

The Little Girl and the Biker

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one
day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl,

I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."


"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.


The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,


"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy

if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."


Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out....


"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the
Harley .....YOU RIDE IT!"